Need A Good Laugh? 20+ Funny Quotes To Make Your Day

Funny Quotes For Morning

Here are some of the funny quotes for the perfect morning:

• "I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a coffee person."
• "Morning: the time when coffee is my best friend, and everyone else is a distant second."
• "I wake up in a good mood every morning... but then I remember I have to get up."
• "Mornings are like math. I don’t like them, and I don’t want to do them."
• "I love early mornings, but only when they happen after 10 AM."
• "Coffee in hand, big smile on my face, but still trying to figure out why mornings exist."
• "Good morning! Here’s to another day of pretending to be a responsible adult."
• "The only thing I’m ready for in the morning is a nap."
• "Rise and shine! Just kidding... I’ll hit snooze one more time."
• "I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person who just happens to be awake in the morning."

Funny Quotes For The Day

Here are some of the funny quotes (sunset quotes) for the day:

• "Today is a good day to have a good day... unless you’re out of coffee."
• "I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
• "Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while holding it."
• "Today is one of those days where you just want to put your pyjamas on and pretend it’s still the weekend."
• "I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. But today, I’m just seeing a bed."
• "Today’s forecast: 100% chance of winning at doing absolutely nothing."
• "If today was a race, I would definitely be in last place."
• "Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
• "It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone."
• "I’m having one of those days where everything is a struggle, including breathing."

Funny Morning Quotes For Friends

Here are some of the funny morning quotes (funny anniversary quotes) to share with friends:

• "Good morning! Let’s pretend we’re excited to be awake, even though we’re really not."
• "I woke up this morning and thought about you. Then I went back to sleep."
• "Rise and shine, my friend! Or just rise and complain... either work."
• "Good morning! If you’re not still in bed, you’re doing it wrong."
• "Coffee: because adulting is hard. Good morning, my fellow struggler!"
• "Morning, friend! Let’s make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous."
• "The only thing I’m ready for this morning is my bed. Good morning!"
• "Good morning, buddy! I hope your day is as amazing as you think you are."
• "If mornings were a person, I’d punch them in the face. Good morning!"
• "Morning, friend! If we both survive today, let’s call it a success!"

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