15+ Funny Quotes To Share With Your Friends

It is very important to laugh in life; for a definitive reason or no reason at all. Laughing and staying happy can help you stay relaxed, and stress-free, and keep you away from many ailments. Here are some funny quotes by famous people that you must share with your friends and have a good laugh. 

Short Funny Quotes

Here are some short funny quotes to read.

• “Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.” - Sandra Bullock  “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” - Les Dawson
• “In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.” - Fran Lebowitz
• "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye." - Cathy Guisewite
• “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” - Winnie the Pooh

Funny Quotes For Friends

Here are some funny quotes to dedicate to friends.

• “I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.” - Jimmy Kimmel
• “Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.” - Phil Connors, ‘Groundhog Day’
• “I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” - Chandler Bing, ‘Friends’
• “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.” - Linda Grayson

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Funny Quotes On Life

Here are some funny quotes and messages about life. 

• “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." - Mitch Hedberg
• “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey
• “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” - Will Ferrell
• “The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” - Oscar Wilde

Funny Quotes For Instagram Captions 

Here are some sunny quotes to use as Instagram captions.

• “I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.” - Phyllis Diller
• “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” - Anonymous
• “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” - Mindy Kaling, ‘Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?’
• “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” - Ellen DeGeneres
• “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” - Pauline Thomason

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